Friday, May 09, 2014

We are cooperating with you, you're just not aware that your goal is learning Haskell

i think this is a gem...


13:15 < xQuasar> HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKIN

PUSSIES

13:15 < xQuasar> JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS

13:16 < luite> hello

13:16 < ChongLi> somebody has a mental illness!

13:16 < merijn> Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel compelled to

write Node.js!

13:16 < genisage> hi

13:16 < luite> you might be pleased to learn that you can compile haskell to

javascript now

13:17 < sipa> @where ops

13:17 < lambdabot> arjanb bos Cale conal copumpkin dcoutts dibblego dons edwardk

glguy Heffalump Igloo jmcarthur johnw kosmikus Lemmih

monochrom Philippa Pseudonym quicksilver roconnor Saizan

shapr sjanssen ski wli

13:17 < lambdabot> xerox

13:18 < xQuasar> FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSSY OPS

13:18 < xQuasar> THEY CAN'T DO SHIT TO ME CUNTS

13:18 < quchen> xQuasar: While I don't think anything is wrong with faggots to

the point where "faggot" isn't insulting anymore, I assure you

we have heterosexuals in our language as well.

13:18 < quchen> Haskell is invariant under gender. Really!

13:18 < Icelandjack> quchen++

13:18 < merijn> I don't blame him, I'd be this angry to if I had to write

javascript all day too

13:19 < xQuasar> FUCK YOU STRAIGHT CUNTS

13:19 < xQuasar> BESTIALITY IS THE BEST

13:19 < quchen> merijn: Lol. And when I write that I mean it :D

13:19 < quchen> xQuasar: Do you have any specific questions?

13:20 < merijn> This is sort of like a puppy trying to be angry with you...it's

just kinda adorable to see him think he has any effect :)

13:20 < quchen> xQuasar: You're offtopic right now. This is a Haskell help

channel. Do you have Haskell questions?

13:20 < quchen> xQuasar: We'd love to help you make your first steps.

13:20 < tsinnema> hey -- is there a proper way to whine about no one having

responded to a question? :)

13:20 < xQuasar> i just want to get kicked out of a bunch of channels for fun

13:20 < quchen> Have you seen LYAH? It's a very enjoyable book on Haskell. It

also has a reputation of being very uplifting.

13:20 < quchen> @where lyah

13:20 < xQuasar> why is no one cooperating with me

13:20 < lambdabot> http://ift.tt/16ur2Sh

13:21 < tsinnema> in soviet russia, haskell learns a you

13:21 < merijn> tsinnema: Yeah, wait 30 minutes or more and try again :)

13:21 < Iceland
jack> xQuasar: We are cooperating with you, you're just not

aware that your goal is learning Haskell

13:21 < ChongLi> xQuasar: why not learn some Haskell instead?

13:21 < xQuasar> alright i'll admit i lose

13:21 < merijn> Ha, sometimes I forget how hard it is to troll haskell :)

13:21 < nxorg8> #haskell is awesome :-)

13:21 < xQuasar> what's haskell good for though

13:21 < quchen> xQuasar: But there is so much to win here!

13:21 < xQuasar> i'm more into gamedev

13:21 < Icelandjack> figures

13:21 < arkeet> it's good for writing programs.

13:22 < xQuasar> what kind of programs?

13:22 < ChongLi> xQuasar: any kind

13:22 < arkeet> "what's C++ good for?"

13:22 < Iceland
jack> xQuasar: The ones that run on comput-ars.

13:22 < ChongLi> it's a general purpose language

13:22 < luite> xQuasar: frp can be useful for writing games, and with ghcjs you

can compile them to javascript to make web games

13:22 < tsinnema> merijn, yeah, seems reasonable :)

13:22 < ChongLi> seriously though, if you learn it you may completely change

your perspective on programming

13:22 < xQuasar> i have absolutely no idea what frp and ghcjs are

13:22 < snowylike> and there's HGamer3D....

13:22 < luite> i tested reactive-banana with ghcjs last week, works now, and

sodium was already supported

13:23 < ChongLi> that's okay

13:23 < xQuasar> I'm assuming haskell is nothing like c++, php and java? because

that's all i know so far

13:23 < luite> xQuasar: functional reactive progarmming, and a

haskell->javascript compiler based on ghc

13:23 < Icelandjack> Haskell is very different from C++ and PHP

13:23 < Iceland
jack> (and Java…)

13:23 < merijn> tsinnema: As far as left union goes, I assume (I'm not 100%

sure) that it does union and inn case a label is in both lists

it keeps the value from the label in the left list

13:23 < xQuasar> it looks difficult

13:23 < tsinnema> merijn, thanks -- that

13:23 < tsinnema> afaef

13:24 < ChongLi> xQuasar: even if you decide not to use Haskell in the future,

having learnt it you may find new things to apply in your other

languages






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